Twatter

Who wouldn’t want to be working at a mall during holiday season?

He’s getting sick of my AI shit 😅😬🥸

Let’s see if my Twatter iPhone app works! 🤞🏻

What a lovely Saturday morning

One more test, hay girl

Love her (wish her new song was better 🥲)

Let’s see if this works!

Ok, it does, bedtime! 🙌💤

Omg, I hope this new little posting interface for my Twatter works 🤞🏻

I’m annoyed that I spent time reading this and want my five minutes back.

tldr, because you shouldn’t: customers love entitlement, having employees act beneath them and doing tasks for them gives them satisfaction, and employees aren’t paid enough to be actors while also taking customer abuse. Do better, humans.

Next tee idea 😅🤖✌🏻